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DadBoner - Fri Mar 04 2016

09:04 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

03:17 PM #
Dave woke me up from a snooze. Said he thinks, "Tip Toe Through the Tulips" is about erotic foot passions. Idiot. Could be right but still.

03:22 PM #
Keeps sayin', "Tip toe. Through the 2 lips." Starin' at me like I need to agree. DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT CARNAL FOOT STUFF WITH YOU DAVE!

03:29 PM #
Somebody stickin' their feet in a gal's privates ain't a discussh I wanna have right after a nap, you guys.