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DadBoner - Wed Mar 09 2016

11:23 AM #
Whoa. Guess Megatron retired. Wonder if Stafford will still close his eyes and throw the ball in the general area of his couch at home?

11:25 AM #
Sometimes I miss the NFL bein' on, but then I just crush my guy sack on the corner of a table and pretend I'm watchin' a Lions game.

11:29 AM #
Don't blame Megatron. Hard to wash the stink off every night after goin' to work at a dumpster fire pretendin' to be a football team