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DadBoner - Fri Mar 18 2016

10:09 AM #
Feel like I drank a thousand beers yesterday. Really hurtin'.

12:13 PM #
Poundin' patch me up domestos so hard. Can't get hydrated. Feels like brain bein' dug out with a hot ice cream scoop. No bueno.

12:53 PM #
Sparty? No. No no no. Oh god no. Can't handle this today. Want death over me. Or the hard stuff. Need to mainline with the hard stuff.

12:56 PM #
Wish Tom Izzo would personally shoot me in the face, you guys.

01:20 PM #
Can't have nothin'.

04:25 PM #
Whoa. Guess the Hulkster got 115 mil bones for a carnal passions vid? Might have to make one and leak it around. Make it real steamy.

04:38 PM #
If a consensual erotic vid from the Hulkster is worth 115 mil, the steamy passions of K-Money gotta be worth at least a few hundo.