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DadBoner - Thu May 05 2016

10:04 AM #
Happy Seger de Mayo, you guys.

10:07 AM #
Seger de Mayo should be a national holiday. Where we all join together as one to have a celebraish for Bob Seger. Man.

10:08 AM #
Whoa. Looks like Seger de Mayo might already be a thing? So money.

10:16 AM #
Might have to make up a batch of Segeritas. Top shelf Captain Karlos Especial Margs with a Silver Bullet stuck in it. Such a classic.

03:11 PM #
Bombed on Segeritas. Mucho. Keep bustin' guts to this dog dancin' to Her Strut. Could be the comedy of the year?