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DadBoner - Fri May 27 2016

12:16 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

12:22 PM #
You didn't do Memorial Day weekend right if you remember any of it. That's a real thinker I just made up.

12:23 PM #
A holiday weekend is the perfect time to unleash your inner demons, USA style.

12:27 PM #
"Those who release their inner demons have a more pure soul. So go buck wild." Pretty sure Jesus said that in the bible, you guys.