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DadBoner - Tue Jun 14 2016

06:39 PM #
Dave's up my keester sayin' he still get his turn in The Sack Off Crotch Crush Competish. No way. I crushed his sack in sack in round 1.

06:41 PM #
Can't just extend a game 'cause you feel like it. If Dave wanted to smash my crotch, it was available yesterday. Not today.

06:43 PM #
If a guy gets knocked out in boxing, they don't box more the next day. Same goes for when 2 guys are destroyin' each other's scrotums.

06:48 PM #
If a man tries to destroy your peen and sack outside the lines of organized sport, it's considered a crime. The law says that, you guys.