DadBoner - Tue Jun 14 2016
06:39 PM #
Dave's up my keester sayin' he still get his turn in The Sack Off Crotch Crush Competish. No way. I crushed his sack in sack in round 1.
06:41 PM #
Can't just extend a game 'cause you feel like it. If Dave wanted to smash my crotch, it was available yesterday. Not today.
06:43 PM #
If a guy gets knocked out in boxing, they don't box more the next day. Same goes for when 2 guys are destroyin' each other's scrotums.
06:48 PM #
If a man tries to destroy your peen and sack outside the lines of organized sport, it's considered a crime. The law says that, you guys.