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DadBoner - Fri Jul 08 2016

12:54 PM #
I'd like to buy the world a cold one, and keep it company, you guys.

12:58 PM #
The Prez should give the world a week off to sip cold ones and chill out. Call it "Chill Peace Week." Only righteous vibes allowed.

01:08 PM #
Why people gotta suck? Life's pretty basic: "Don't suck, chill, sip cold ones, love, and peep healthy butts & chest beefers." -Jesus

01:22 PM #
Can't have the USA fall apart. I got no where else to go, you guys.

01:37 PM #
The whole USA needs to go to Chili's, put on a Bob Seger / Billy Ocean mix, and reevaluate what's really important.