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DadBoner - Tue Jul 12 2016

06:18 PM #
7-Eleven free chili and 'cho cheese gets extra free if you walk in, fill up your own zip lock bag, and just walk out. Such a great value.

06:28 PM #
Clerk at 7-Eleven said, "you can't just fill up a bag of chili and cheese." Pointed at the "free" sign. Walked out like a boss player.

06:42 PM #
Might go to 7-Eleven with an empty Dew 2-liter. Fill it with free cheese. Be snackin' so outta control, you guys.