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DadBoner - Thu Jul 21 2016

10:25 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

10:31 AM #
Dave just said, "Everyone thinks Trump is so handsome. I'd look good too if I had a million bucks." Dave doesn't know a lot of things.

10:48 AM #
The only reason anyone gets a shot at bein' POTUS is 'cause The Rock hasn't decided to run for office, you guys.