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DadBoner - Fri Jul 29 2016

01:31 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

01:33 PM #
Real steamed at the news today. Cheetos as a topping was MY idea. Punched a hole in the wall, understandably. https://t.co/XsGHdIZKda

01:36 PM #
If Tac Bell thinks they can rip me off with their Cheetos Burreet, they don't know K-Money. Gotta get lawyered up, pronto.

01:38 PM #
Tac Bell, I'm comin' for you with the heat of a thousand suns. Send lawyers, guns, and money, you guys.