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DadBoner - Sat Aug 13 2016

11:56 AM #
Thing is, no matter how rich you are, we all crap the same, you guys.

05:07 PM #
Layin' on the front lawn eatin' Doreets and chokin' a cig. Don't have to be rich to feel like a millionaire, you guys.

05:20 PM #
Why isn't football in the Olympics? It's the sport that matters more than other sports. Man, thinkin' so hard with my brain right now.

05:23 PM #
If football was in the Olympics, the USA would plow the world's backdoor so hard. Deep and with authority.

05:25 PM #
When it comes to football, the USA is pretty much number 1, you guys.