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DadBoner - Thu Aug 18 2016

02:40 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

02:44 PM #
Guess some corncob USA swimmers lied about kickin' down the john door at a gas station. Musta needed to take crap on America. So weak.

02:49 PM #
True USA bad boys don't lie 'bout damagin' property and takin' a whizz in an alley. They brag about it loud & proud, you guys.