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DadBoner - Sun Aug 21 2016

12:45 AM #
Dave just passed out on the floor after the john and soaked his self with whizz. In between gross'd out and LOL.

12:48 AM #
Oh man. Dave is crapping his sweat shorts. Oh no. Might tape and send to EarthStar's urban video website. Get $$$

12:52 AM #
Just threw up on my crotch. Was laughin' too hard at Dave crappin' his pants. This is Dave's fault.

12:52 AM #
Gonna kill Dave.