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DadBoner - Fri Aug 26 2016

09:57 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

11:01 AM #
Gettin' so horno for football to start. Not sure football is somethin' to get horno for, but it's the closest word for my football feels.

11:13 AM #
Bein' pumped for the Lions is like bein' pumped to get carnal even though your peen gonna go limpo right away. Still better than nothin'.

11:16 AM #
To be clear, Karl's not carnally aroused by the NFL. That's not my style. But the craving def falls into the horno category.