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DadBoner - Sun Oct 02 2016

12:00 PM #
Can't have nothin'.

12:02 PM #
Gonna stab Dave. Feels right. It's time.

12:39 PM #
Just stabbed Dave with a spork in the neck. Light puncture. But felt good.

12:40 PM #
Dave calling police.

12:42 PM #
Might need to go for a walk. When you stab someone and the police are comin', it's time to take a walk.