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DadBoner - Sun Oct 16 2016

04:02 PM #
Wish I could sing the national anthem before a ball game. Rock it so hard. Babes be all swoonin' & sobbin'. Man.

04:05 PM #
National anthem usually sung by a slob or a smokeshow babe. They should let a classic macho man like myself knock it outta the park.

04:13 PM #
It's not a question of how many babes would take their tops off if I sang the national anthem. It's how many WOULDN'T, you guys. USA.