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DadBoner - Sun Oct 23 2016

09:34 AM #
Dunna dunna dunna, they say it's my birthday! Dunna dunna dunna, happy birthday to Karl!

09:37 AM #
Got me a dirty 30 of Busch heavy, gonna try to take 'em all down, birthday style. Get mega destroyed. Do some stuff I'll never remember.

09:38 AM #
The best birthday memories are the ones you completely forget, you guys.

11:54 AM #
Roar!