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DadBoner - Sun Nov 06 2016

10:54 AM #
Goin' on the roof to scream at the sky and dump brown medicine in my face hole. Am very upset, you guys.

10:58 AM #
Oh thank you Big Man in the sky for extending my life. Was gonna jump off roof. Karl's back babeee!

12:25 PM #
Go Lions. Wanna put a bottle nipple attached to a fifth of Jim Beam in my mouth and dream until forever.