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DadBoner - Wed Nov 09 2016

11:22 AM #
Dave said, "can't wait for Trump to make America great again. Be gettin' PAID!" Stupid idiot. Be stayin' broke 'cause you're a stupid idiot.

11:42 AM #
Dave said, "If you voted for Trump you're put on a list for a fat cash suit & tie job THEY took." What "job?" "They?" He can barely read!

11:55 AM #
Told Dave, "Trump wouldn't take a whizz on you if you were on fire and he just drank a Double Gulp. What's in it for him?"

12:08 PM #
Deals with the devil never pay off, you guys.