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DadBoner - Sat Nov 19 2016

02:26 PM #
Saw on the news that Mike Penes guy got in a fight with some Broadway dancers. Was on the news.

02:30 PM #
Gotta look up this Mike Penes guy. Reminds me of that assclown Doug Carlson.

02:49 PM #
Guess it's "Mike Pence" not "Penes." Either way, looks like he needs his head stuffed in a toilet.

03:29 PM #
Bein' American means doin' right by people, and takin' evil out with the trash, you guys.

03:32 PM #
Sometimes, you gotta take out your own trash.