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DadBoner - Thu Nov 24 2016

09:18 AM #
Who's this corncob of the century on the Lions halftime show? ANYONE ELSE wasn't available?

09:18 AM #
Happy 'Ving, you guys.

09:23 AM #
NFL shoulda warned people not to eat before the Lions halftime show so they didn't puke their guts out from that suck pile.

10:45 AM #
So thankful. Gonna drink a thousand for the D. Roar, you guys.

01:17 PM #
Why'd Dallas get good time Eric Drinkinmyhand but Detroit got some hoser from a teen mag for halftime?! So disrespectful.