DadBoner - Tue Dec 13 2016
11:12 AM #
Tuesday can suck it. Such a ripe dog crap of a day, you guys.
11:22 AM #
Might have leave work and run home for an "emergency"...tall glass of vod.
11:30 AM #
Told the bossman my roomie Dave is havin' chest pains. Need to check on him so my holidays aren't ruined with death. I mean, could be true?