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DadBoner - Tue Dec 13 2016

11:12 AM #
Tuesday can suck it. Such a ripe dog crap of a day, you guys.

11:22 AM #
Might have leave work and run home for an "emergency"...tall glass of vod.

11:30 AM #
Told the bossman my roomie Dave is havin' chest pains. Need to check on him so my holidays aren't ruined with death. I mean, could be true?