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DadBoner - Wed Dec 14 2016

11:45 AM #
Never went back to work yesterday after leavin' to check on Dave's "chest pains." Vod was goin' down so smooth. Had to get it on.

11:55 AM #
Bossman didn't even notice I got bombed and never went back to work. Not very responsible. Maybe I could slide in and be the top dog?

12:06 PM #
Attributing personal work slack offs to your boss's short comings is a great way to climb the company ladder, you guys.