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DadBoner - Fri Dec 23 2016

05:41 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

05:42 PM #
It's the booze, booziest time, of the year! Ha! Just made that up.

05:44 PM #
Time to drink irresponsibly like never before. That's the true meaning of Xmas.

06:22 PM #
Bet Jesus got hammered on Xmas back in the old days. Doin' shots, performin' miracles he wasn't supposed to on babes. So money.