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DadBoner - Sun Dec 25 2016

09:21 AM #
May your holiday rock with the heat of a thousand suns. Merry Xmas to ya, you guys.

12:02 PM #
Excessively tearin' through some Beam and Vernors. Makin' Cheesy Tates a la K-Money. My Xmas spirit is on fire. I do it up big, big, big!

03:46 PM #
Kinda mucho bombed. Might give Ann a casual jingle. Let her know how well I'm doin' in life. Professionally as well as socially.

03:52 PM #
Major holidays are when it's ok to call your ex to let 'em know you rock harder than ever and aren't thinkin' of them at all, you guys.