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DadBoner - Wed Jan 11 2017

12:50 PM #
Guess Donald Trump took a whizz on some Russian prostos. Or they took a whizz on him? Either way, sounds made up and real at the same time.

01:19 PM #
To each his own when it comes to erotic pleasures, but havin' a babe use me as a toilet ain't my idea of a carnally good time.

01:25 PM #
If Trump's the #1 guy and likes to get whizzed on, wonder what the #2 guy Mike Pence likes? Ha! Just some thoughtful guy humor.