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DadBoner - Sun Jan 15 2017

03:11 PM #
Wonder what it's like to be a Packer fan? Must be nice to not crave a bullet in your throat after every game.

03:13 PM #
Might have to be a Packer fan again. Lions never do anything but defecate in my mouth over and over and over and over...

03:29 PM #
So sick of Cris Collinsworth. Looks like Dan Aykroyd from The Great Outdoors. Thinks he's better than me.