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DadBoner - Thu Feb 02 2017

10:29 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:21 PM #
Boss said we need to talk about the "sweaty gun show" I gave the babe customer. Might be jealous she noticed my ripe man pipes?

12:23 PM #
Did I TELL the babe customer, "Peep this sweaty gun show"? Thought I just GAVE her one. Mighta been thinkin' out loud? Was kinda bombed.

12:32 PM #
Babe customer might wanna watch a re-run of, "Karl's Pipe Program." It's the #1 rated show that's not on tv. For babes. (wink)

12:36 PM #
Told boss we should hold off on our convo. Might not be workin' much longer. Showed him my $$$ Lay's Chip flave. https://t.co/uiPiDaMVFr

12:40 PM #
Believe your dreams are comin' true 'til they don't, you guys.