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DadBoner - Fri Feb 03 2017

12:22 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

02:19 PM #
Hooters is openin' a new restaurant with no erotic uniform babes and dude waiters called, "Hoots." Should be called, "Out of Business Soon."

02:53 PM #
Goin' to Hooters and gettin' a dude waiter is like goin' to see Bob Seger and the Black Eyed Peas come out to play "new stuff."

02:56 PM #
Hooters hirin' dude waiters takes jobs away from babes. Such a step backward for society. Gotta respect the ladies, you guys.