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DadBoner - Sat Feb 04 2017

07:42 PM #
Found out Lay's already made Beer 'n Brat chips. Was gonna win me a cool million! Need to think up a new flave or kill myself. Can't decide.

07:53 PM #
Everything can suck my waist pig. Can't have nothin'. So sick of this.

08:00 PM #
Sometimes it's time to put on some Thin Lizzy and pound booze 'til you don't know if you're alive or not, you guys.