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DadBoner - Mon Feb 06 2017

09:59 AM #
Took the day off. No call needed after the Supes Bowl. It's an unspoken agreement we all agreed to when we decided to be Americans.

10:01 AM #
Can't just crash land a jet goin' a thousand miles an hour. Gotta bring your bod down safely by smooth sippin' a dozen or so domestos.