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DadBoner - Mon Feb 13 2017

01:55 PM #
Manager wanted to have a "talk" today. Didn't mean I wanted to have a "listen." Zoned out for 10 min thinkin' bout a babe's butt I peeped.

02:02 PM #
Your mind is a private room you can go into when someone wants to talk about stuff that's not Van Halen or babes' butts, you guys.