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DadBoner - Fri Feb 24 2017

10:55 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

11:00 AM #
Had to take a responsible personal day yesterday. May have gotten unreasonably bonkers at work for Nash Marg Day. Not sure?

11:02 AM #
Can't be held responsible for your actions if you get drunk at work. Technically, someone else is paying you to do whatever you're doing.

02:06 PM #
Boss is steamed. Said it's "unacceptable" to "vomit" at work. Pretty sure it was in the toilet! Don't remember, but I'm not some animal.

02:18 PM #
If I throw up at work, it means I over served myself. It's science. Time travels slower on the job so you drink way more by accident.