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DadBoner - Fri Mar 17 2017

10:19 AM #
Happy St. Paddy's Day to ya, O'Guys.

10:29 AM #
If you didn't take St. Paddy's Day off to get blackout boozed, you might as well just throw up on an Irish flag. Gotta be respectful.

10:39 AM #
On St. Paddy's Day the USA shows Ireland we're #1 at boozin'. They invented the car, but we drive it best. That's an analogy, you guys.

10:45 AM #
Really been stuck in my craw how Don T says, Make America Great Again. "Again?" The USA's the greatest since forever, corncob.