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DadBoner - Sun Mar 19 2017

03:19 PM #
I'd rather die in Michigan than live in Kansas, you guys.

03:27 PM #
George Brett and Bo Jackson are cool. Respect.

05:54 PM #
Backdoor feels so sore. Rather not talk about it.

05:57 PM #
Stupid Dave made a chug bet for a bottle of Tabasco. He took Kansas. I lost. Pounded Tabasco. Insides hurt.

06:21 PM #
My backdoor is leaking sewage. Want to die.

06:23 PM #
B-hole is so on fie. Blaming the 17 Natty's I drank. Might file a complaint.