DadBoner - Sun Mar 19 2017
03:19 PM #
I'd rather die in Michigan than live in Kansas, you guys.
03:27 PM #
George Brett and Bo Jackson are cool. Respect.
05:54 PM #
Backdoor feels so sore. Rather not talk about it.
05:57 PM #
Stupid Dave made a chug bet for a bottle of Tabasco. He took Kansas. I lost. Pounded Tabasco. Insides hurt.
06:21 PM #
My backdoor is leaking sewage. Want to die.
06:23 PM #
B-hole is so on fie. Blaming the 17 Natty's I drank. Might file a complaint.