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DadBoner - Sun Apr 09 2017

01:38 PM #
Tore my my rotator. Was doin' box flex presses to get diesel for a babe at Subway. Might just die, you guys.

01:43 PM #
Dave thinks it's rotator "cup." Idiot. I wasn't doing 110 pound shoulder presses with "cups" stupid idiot. I'm all man.

03:04 PM #
Think I might need to go on unemployment. Gotta recoup to stay swoll for babes. It's responsible, you guys.