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DadBoner - Fri May 05 2017

10:50 AM #
Happy Cinco, tĂș chicos.

10:58 AM #
Sendin' out bueno vibes to the whole USA. Mayo your margs be top shelf, and your 'chos be piled high, Drinco de High Cinco style.

02:44 PM #
Bet Dom Toretto and the Fast Furious fam are poundin' about a thousand Coronas for the Cinco right now. Man.

02:49 PM #
Wish I was in the Fast Fure crew. Drivin' like a maniac. Slammin' 'Ronas. Crushin' corncobs faces in. Bein' best friends with Dom. SO cool.