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DadBoner - Mon Jul 03 2017

05:06 PM #
Doin' it big this year. Finished up a batch of Bratato salad. Got a cooler of cold ones. Plenty of ice. 5150 is rockin'. USA. Man.

05:11 PM #
Been in the dumper since I tore my rotator cuff. But, my sling is pretty badass. And I'm number one. So, Jules Quattro. '17. Let's do this.

05:14 PM #
God gives us 2 arms so if we destroy one, we've still got another to flip people off, pound booze, caress a babe, or other stuff, you guys.