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DadBoner - Thu Jul 06 2017

09:06 AM #
So tired. Was in the hospital all yesterday with Dave. Had to waste a personal day 'cause he blew off his stupid fingers. Dave OWES me.

09:16 AM #
Dave only blew off his pinky and ring fings. Don't need those for anything anyway. Such a baby. I don't complain about my sore shoulder!

09:19 AM #
Dave didn't have any insurance to cover his blown off fings 'cause he was "waitin' for his free Trump Care for voting." Idiot.

09:36 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.