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DadBoner - Fri Jul 07 2017

10:48 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

02:15 PM #
Don't wanna go home. Dave's prolly there sad sackin' around on pain meds with his blown off fings. Such a Friday flatliner.

02:23 PM #
Gonna take Dave out for some brews tonight. HIS tab 'cause it's MY idea. Nothin' like a bloody wrapped hand to get babes askin' questions.