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DadBoner - Sun Jul 09 2017

12:58 PM #
Think the neighbor is steamed? Found this by our door. Must be for Dave though, not me. I'm mad diesel, not overwei…

01:09 PM #
Puttin' on some Waylon Jennings to let the neighbor know what kinda outlaws he's messin' with.

01:12 PM #
Never mess with a man listenin' to Waylon Jennings. He's probably goin' through a thing, you guys.

05:13 PM #
Neighbor been bangin' on door. Sounds kinda upset and on the verge of violence. Not my style. Ignore.