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DadBoner - Thu Jul 13 2017

10:02 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:54 PM #
Some corncob took down my Penthouse centerfolds that were coverin' up "C*CK SMOKERS" written on our door. Kids could see that profanity!

01:08 PM #
"C*CK SMOKERS" on our door sends the wrong message. Like we're cookin' BBQ peeners or somethin'. Don't want problems with the health dept.

01:20 PM #
Just got word that my main man Fresh Kid Ice from 2 Live Crew passed. Might have to pour one out and pound 999. Respectfully. RIP.

01:24 PM #
Feel a personal connectsh to 2 Live Crew and Fresh Kid Ice. Used to successfully rock Me So Horny at karoke. Plus, we're both into babes.

01:28 PM #
Crankin' up some 2 Live Crew. Windows open. Let everyone in our apartment building know, I'm a 2 Live man from way back. Respectfully.