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DadBoner - Sun Aug 06 2017

03:09 PM #
Guy came by about his car I set on fire. Said his name's "George." Told him, mine is "No Thanks." Slammed the door. Power Move.

03:13 PM #
Best lesson you'll ever learn is "Deny 'Til You Die," you guys.

03:16 PM #
If you never admit to doing anything, did it really happen? Not sure. Smoked half a grass cig I found on the sidewalk. Pretty blazed.

03:24 PM #
If you do drugs you find on the ground, doesn't mean you got a problem. Means you like a great value. Put the savings into VOO. Get pizzaid.