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DadBoner - Mon Aug 14 2017

09:22 AM #
Heard Ric Flair is in the ICU. Prays and pos vibes for Naitch, you guys.

09:25 AM #
Gonna ask my boss if I can go home. Can't focus on work with Ric Flair sick in the hospital. Other reasons too, but that mostly.

01:07 PM #
Boss said, "Ric Flair bein' sick isn't a reason to take off work." So disrespectful. Was sad all day! Had to hold in feelings! Steamed.