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DadBoner - Mon Aug 21 2017

09:08 AM #
Rippin' a few cold ones behind the building at work. Gonna get this eclipse rockin' SO hard.

09:18 AM #
How many beers is reasonable to have at work? I think it's 7.

09:33 AM #
Can't imagine the eclipse without booze. What a snoozefest, you guys.