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DadBoner - Thu Sep 07 2017

12:25 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:35 PM #
Took the week off. Got a concussh in a Labes Day Sea-Doo accident. Totes worth it. Don't 'member what happened but probs looked badass.

12:37 PM #
Last thing I 'member, was playin' Sea-Doo chicken with Dave. Doin' the math, his blown off hand caused steering problems before we collided.

12:55 PM #
Sea-Doo should put a warning on their rides, "CAUTION: COULD BE DANGEROUS TO OPERATE IF YOU RECENTLY BLEW OFF SOME FINGERS? NOT SURE."

01:29 PM #
Asked the Ready Med if I can drink beers on my concussion. Said I shouldn't. Gonna be responsible and stick to Margs. Doctor's orders.