01:34 PM #
Whoa, pirate ship reported to be approaching from the galaxy's outer rim. We're activating the defense Corg. Stay tuned, folks!
02:25 PM #
Looks like a pretty run-of-the-mill raider ship. They aren't responding to our Tranquility Transmission. Their mistake.
03:49 PM #
As expected, the Corg Defense System held off the raiders with ease. We hope this episode didn't bother your relaxation techniques too much.