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Futurespa - Wed Jul 20 2011

03:53 PM #
Just a note that pharmaceuticals are not allowed on Future Spa. If you need to be on meds in order to cope, then you're prob not FS material

03:58 PM #
When you think Future Spa, you should think: purity pods; buffness; fresh towel scents; reps; shiny tiles; 500 crunches; and more.

04:42 PM #
@deadbothans When I think cornrows I think long jogs on a simulated virtu-beach, not drugs.

04:43 PM #
@tharedmenace We definitely encourage Future Spastafarians to strap on an Abdominator 4000 when doing the crunches.