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Futurespa - Thu Aug 11 2011

12:33 PM #
We're hiring for a new Exercise Synchronizer II position. Works directly underneath the Future Spa Master Synchronizer. Full Spa benefits.

12:38 PM #
Desired strengths: Exp'd at metered counting ("and 1 and 2 and plunge and 3, etc"); super buff and flexy; big hair; chipper 'tude.

12:45 PM #
@deadbothans Fully furnished condo provided. Roof access. Expansive views of pool patios from 360 degrees.