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Futurespa - Fri Sep 09 2011

10:10 AM #
Activating routine Future Spa sub-spa gyro-wash, and replenishing the energy beads supply in spas A07-G29. Please stand by.

10:14 AM #
Gyro-wash sequence complete. Now initiating towel power-fluff sequence, to ensure maximum fluffiness.

10:17 AM #
Reminder: If you encounter a towel that's failing to live up to Future Spa's standards for fluffiness, notify a towel jockey immediately.

10:18 AM #
And then we'll launch that towel into space, where it can rot for all we care.